Nothing but the Best for Friends

Recently I had someone come in from out of town. I thought I would treat them to something special. In the East we treat our guests right. This is the outside of a Dime 5 Star. One notices right off the start the most modern technology is being used. Yes, that is the Waitress 5000 Vending Machine. All you do is push the right buttons and you get your ticket for culinary delights. As you can see from the posters this lunch was not in the 10s but in the 100s. When have you paid 500 or more for a … Continue reading

Web Development: JavaScript Comes of Age

Back in the day, JavaScript was a tacky interpreted language you used as “glue” when putting together Web pages.  When I benchmarked it against C for a scientific computation application in 2005, it came in between 27.7 and 46.9 times slower than code compiled with C.

Well, that was then….  I’ve just completed a series of benchmark tests of JavaScript on platforms which include node.js, Chrome, Chromium, Brave, Firefox, and Apple’s Safari (on both the MacOS X desktop and iOS iPad), and on some of the desktops it runs faster than C and on none of them more than 50% slower.

For Web developers, this is Big Thing.  It used to be you’d code your little hacks within Web pages in JavaScript, but then basically re-do them on … Continue reading

What Happens in Vegas

Fifty dead and counting in Vegas massacre.  It’s not just that the count goes on.  People are still dying of their wounds.

Some things are absolute, and some things are relative.  Absolute is the fact that this animal deserves Hell, whether one exists or not.  More nuanced is the approach the media will take.  The wager of the decade is live now in Las Vegas — place your bets! — as democrats wait and see whether they should condemn the shooting and the shooter, or explain away the behavior as the predictable result of some disenfranchisement.  Depraved because a deprived.  My money’s on red.

John, the first step is having a cool fortress


I think we all can agree that this is better than a mountain lair in Switzerland. Sure Switzerland has cachet but what is a mountain lair if 007 never shows up. At least my fortress was scaled by Sean Connery himself. Okay, I don’t have sharks with lasers but I do have a moat with ninjas. Ninjas beat trilingual minions cold.

Dear John, if you are going to take over the world it is best not to have Zeke and Timmy as henchmen. But I do envy the Swiss Cowbell Torture though.

 

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Change

How do people change?

I often thinks of Madison Avenue and how they try to change people’s habits. They go for the “bank shot” instead of logic. They sell the sizzle not the steak. They sell the mood not the make. I remember being a young child wanting the sugary cereal because of the commercials. Basically they were selling candy for breakfast. Also it has been an axiom with me that the worse the product the better the commercial. Those products like the lottery sell the win but never the lost.

In politics as in life the facts matter but it is not usually how things are sold. People buy dreams and love “fairy tales”. We never get far away from the child within us. The person with … Continue reading

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression

Those are considered the first four stages of grief.

I have two liberal female friends, both excellent artists – one in theater, one in visual arts – who have for nine months been appalled, aggrieved, furious, at the election of Donald Trump. I never bring up politics with them because they are good-hearted people and I don’t like to argue.

Friday one called to talk about her theater season, but she soon veered into telling me how difficult it has been for her to direct her plays lately, it’s like she has a mental block; she’s tired and depressed. She described a scene in one of her plays that takes place in a jungle, then asked, in a tiny, pleading, worn voice, how can anyone deny that there’s global … Continue reading

Curmudgeon Mumbles

The dust is settling.

North Korea is still a problem, but we are putting real pressure on them.

The GOPe owns the Obamacare failure.

Puerto Rico needs help so badly their Democrat Governor refuses to play racism nonsense and praises the aid measure.

The NFL players and Owners just got a lesson in the dangers of bubblevision.

Even the Editor in Chief at NRO is chastising the kneejerk reflex NeverRights on his payroll.

The congress now has to deliver something of significance and Tax Reform is teed up.

Ever since the stars fell on Alabama (ten points for the pop culture ref) it seems we are moving … Continue reading

Shoddy Service to Resume Shortly

Some of you may have noticed a marked improvement in the quality and quantity of posts and phone calls around here.  Well, I’ve been busy.  But I wrote next month’s schedule, and I’ll be available during decent hours once more.  So the usual slipshod standards will return, and things will feel a bit more like home around here.  Like somebody else’s home.  With dirty laundry on the sofa.