33 Responses to I Blame Pencil

  1. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    Pencil, do you take orders? How much does it cost to rub someone out? Do you ever work pro bozo?

  2. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    I’m not at liberty to elaborate, but I did enjoy a delicious cup of scaramocha covfefe this morning.

    Watch your heel, sock puppet.

  3. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    Scaramucci was just an Apprentice after all. We’re thinking of moving him to a UN position next, since he acts like an Italian in a Greek tragedy with a Napoleon complex.

    • 10 Cents10 Cents says:

      I hear Yahoo News just got rid of a prima donna so there is an opening there. I was thinking the show could be called “Scaramucci Country”.

  4. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    Does anyone know if Right Angles ever got back from her Foreign Corespondent gig?

  5. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    I’m working on getting a panel discussion show for Tony S – with him, a priest, a film star and maybe a sitcom actor and – call it Chachi, Tucci, Sarducci, Scaramucci.

    • 10 Cents10 Cents says:

      How about calling it The McPasta Group, a totally unrehearsed discussion about semolina weekly issues? Basically they will Ragu on each other.

  6. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    Oh, that’s fusilli. Nobody would pay a penne to watch that.

  7. TKC1101TKC1101 says:

    Scaramucci was a good button man. He took out the undesirables, provided a distraction and forced the media to hail the new COS.

    Like all good button men, he took a bullet and will now disappear into the woodwork.

    Now Kelly looks good and the media will have to live with leakers in fear of a Marine General.

    If you think this was not scripted, enjoy the show. BTW, wrestling on TV is real, also….

    I have never in my life seen more gullible people than our esteemed in their own minds media pundits.

  8. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    I often think the pundits have a terrible job. They have to somehow make the trivial seem important. They weave a story to entertain. They want the story to go their way.

  9. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    Pencil, do you charge for catapulting? Is it by the job or the distance? Are some states cheaper than others?

  10. drlorentzdrlorentz says:

    If anyone cares, I got the same error message just a moment ago. When I tried again after a couple of minutes, it was back to normal. Or what passes for normal ’round here.

  11. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    Yes, I got the same error message a little while ago, now it’s fine. My understanding is, it’s lint in the system and we all know who drops the lint around here.

  12. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    I heard it was Pencil shavings.

  13. drlorentzdrlorentz says:

    Come on, Dime and Pencil, you kids play nice or that database error is gonna happen a lot more often.

    • 10 Cents10 Cents says:

      Hey, I got top billing, Pencil.

      Anyway it is her fault for not taking my low down criticism well. This has nothing to do with the lump of Pencilvania coal I got for Christmas. That doesn’t bother me anymore. I never even think about that. I am cool about it. I am Mr Forgive and Forget. I don’t care that she was mean cruel and gave me low grade ore. Not. At. All.

  14. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    Next Christmas I’ll give you a stocking full of Fred Cole, how ’bout that?

    • 10 Cents10 Cents says:

      See, DocLor. She has turned to the Dark Side and only wants to take her Daily Shot at me.

      BTW, what shale I give you Pencil in return? What does one give a person devoid of the soymilk of human kineness?

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