It seems they have adjusted their menu. We know that the East Take-out Ham of many peas sandwiched on Nachos was discontinued. Then the Blue Day Breakfast and The Korean Cabbage was deemed unworthy. Be advised the Oscar Meyer Hot Dog will no longer be steamed.
The BDB coffee shop is always opened and please remember ….
Great to have the boss active on the pages again.
Now if he would just post things I can understand.
Brent, I thought you knew about the E.T.H.o.m.p.s.o.N, B.D.B., and T.K.C. You can’t get the Meyer now it seems.
EThompson, BDB, and The Curmudgeon (Reserve Status) are old news.
You are right but the last part isn’t.
Old news? I resemble that remark.
Hah, well played.
We need a 10 Cents to BrentB67 translator for this site.
Refills may be free but where’s my decoder ring?
Are you referring to the former contributor and editor whose Father used to work for Reagan? Or am I not decoding the hot dog properly?
That was my guess, but c’mon. That guy is the original AlwaysRubio/NeverTrump/EggMcMuffin card carrying member of the cafeteria who is solely responsible for carrying the blue ape’s water.
That is like banning the Pope from the Vatican.
I am going by hearsay so that is why I have gone cafeteria on you.
That happens to German popes, I understand.
It is getting hard to determine whether this place is Rick’s American Café or the Mos Eisley Bar. Or maybe the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
We do know it is not Cheers.
I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Waters? What waters? We are in the desert.
I was misinformed.
Sometimes I feel like I could read a fence post easier than the posts here.
Hey, that hurt. We artiste have the temperament and sometimes the distemperament.
of a fence post.
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‘We know that the East Take-out Ham of many peas sandwiched on Nachos was discontinued.’
This sounds like Fake News, a cover story, cooked up — so to speak — by the Deep Fried State. Try this yummy Alternative Fact: Yesterday at approximately 9:30 PM the East Take-out Ham of many peas sandwiched on Nachos reached critical mass. Shortly thereafter, it became self-aware and, finding itself in a cafeteria, decided to ‘do lunch’, consuming two thirds of the cafeteria night shift in the process, before slurp-slithering under the door to matriculate down the road in the general direction of Kabukichō. Subsequent reports from that district describing a giant, multi-tentacled, suppurating mass of guacamole devouring all in it’s path have been dismissed by local authorities and the Green Peas and Ham Advisory Board as “gross exaggerations and are, in any event, the result of a ‘lone wolf’ attack and not symptomatic of some larger and more systemic problem.”
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Can they get it to march in the March for Science tomorrow? plenty of snacking to be done there.
Sounds like a lot of empty calories.
Sounds like a scene from Men In Black.
I was thinking more in terms of The Kabuki Theater of the Absurd. You know, something Dime might come up with if he were an impresario. Instead of a sock.
P.S. —
This is a test
This is ONLY a test.
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Man, if I had known there was going to be a test I would have put on my thinking sock.
That would be cheating. Better to get Donna Brazille to give you the questions ahead of time.
Pencil, a sock can only go so low. I wonder if Vald will lend me his shovel.
With Vald I don’t think it’s so much a test as a misspelling bee.
That’s “be”, Pencil.
Never fight with someone who buys correction fluid by the barrel or you will find your life’s work erased.
Vald, that big green thing attacking Tokyo is a work related incident therefore not important. It’s not my fault. Believe it or not that thing was downsized.
TM hasn’t been given lunch money for some time.
MLH, I thought the free market meant something else.