You may recall SNL’s Norm MacDonald doing a skit which announced the worst jobs of the year (which was also a thing in real news), and the previous year’s worst job — crack whore — had been bumped from its leading spot by the new year’s worst job — Assistant crack whore.
On a college campus somewhere, goats are taking groundskeepers’ jobs. That’s not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part is that a union is fighting to disenfranchise the goats. That is what it has come to — the assistant crack whores of the university system are still being priced out of a job.
By ruminants.
Is the problem that these are non-union goats?
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I prefer the Bulldog. Doesn’t eat grass – just whoever the Gunny tells him to.
Who set up the rent a goat franchise?
A nanny I suppose.
augh. Stop kidding.
Are you feta up with this topic, Pencil?
The goats may want to stay away from Oxbridge chaps.