Right Angles, Political Correspondent, Reporting From Washington!

At the White House today, President Donald Trump came out strongly against impaling puppies on swords. In a speech in the Rose Garden, the president said, “I condemn this barbaric practice in the strongest terms.”

But CNN’s Smarty McSmartypants criticized Trump for not using the phrase “those icky bullies,” saying this is clear evidence of his secret support. MSNBC’s I.B. Sillee reported that because Trump failed to use any words that start with the letter “q,” the speech was a policy failure.  Rep Maxine Waters called a press conference to object to Trump’s use of the word “barbaric,” calling it “an obvious dog whistle to Islamophobes.”

And Bill Kristol told this reporter that Trump’s speech was not worthy of the office he holds because he didn’t use enough adverbial phrases. “Any man who doesn’t use enough adverbial phrases has no business with his finger on the nuclear button,” Kristol said.

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11 Responses to Right Angles, Political Correspondent, Reporting From Washington!

  1. MLHMLH says:

    If only.
    Thanks for trying to provide some relief.

  2. RightAnglesRightAngles says:

    It is my job to bring laughter into the lives of hundreds.

  3. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    I understand Mitt Romney used a dog whistle when he released the puppies in the cage on top of his car.

  4. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    Also, Barbara Bush was affronted at his use of ‘barbaric.’Barbara Boxer backed the affront.

  5. TKC1101TKC1101 says:

    Very good!

    I would add, “Karl Rove and Dana Perrino, two smart and savvy Washington gad flies, who both are responsible for the complete and total collapse of GW Bush popularity and lack of communications strategy , chimed in that Trump needed to take a lesson from solid Washington gad flies who have similar track records.”

  6. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    Can I call you PoCo, Right Angles?

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