“No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year
First Time Since 1950 There’s Been No Tornadoes In Region”
Failed Presidential Candidate and former Senator and Vice-President Albert V. Gore Junior (D-OZ) issued a statement condemning the Bush administration for the lack of tornadoes this year in Kansas and Nebraska. “You can’t have KANzuzz… without tornadoes… [sigh]… and you can’t have NuhBRASkuhh… without any twisters… and… [sigh]… if *I* were president, we would have had a bumper crop of tornadoes. Believe me, a Gore Presidency would have seen F5 tornadoes ripping the roofs off of churches and guillotining whole herds of schoolchildren with flying… duhbreee.”
local6.com – Weather – No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year
http://www.local6.com/weather/9468760/detail.html
