That crazy cat woman is at it again. I had reason to think, from a comment here, that she had departed the cafeteria, or at least stopped chasing out paying customers with her panhandling from behind the counter and general miasma of cat piss, but no. Right bang up on the menu is another entry describing how very very wrong she was, and in plenty of condescending, self-righteous, progressive RINO-splaining agony. Here’s a dirty word– let me explain it to you — in French.
That’s not a cafeteria. That’s a cat box. What’s French for cat box?
Thankfully, she manifested herself while I’m on hiatus.
When I first saw her post I said, “Great, they talked her up.” I read it and groaned all the way through.
I now have a crush on her hopefully hot friend who wrote: “You’re using the word ‘I’ too many times. I’m distracted by your focus on you.”
* :)))
Did I just read a post that said “I am a terrible writer and don’t know it.”?
I was talking about Citizen Band’s post.
I never thought she had any special insights. But people I respect think that she’s great.
I understand that writing is not easy, but you ask for people to invest financially in your endeavor, then you take a hiatus without personally updating your investors? yeesh
Would you like to invest in my Dime Novel, Pencil? I promise not to take a hernia if you do. Would you like to illustrate it?
is that the one that starts “It was the best of dimes, it was the worst of dimes . . .” ?
Yes, it is the double tail story. I am having a Dickins writing the thing. I have you knitting in the story, Pencil. Oh, you are a wino too.
I’m too tired to sit around knitting. Call me Madame Letharge.
I didn’t say you were good at knitting. Your name in the book is Miss Tay King, Pencil.
If I’m in the book do I get a cut of the royalties? I will take Prince George, he’s adorbs.
You guys are master punsters. Can you monetize that? Maybe a Kickstarter thing?
I am already monetize.
Oh, BDB what are the rules here for GoGiveMoneyToMe.con? I am asking for a CLOSE “friend”.
I think you mean “KickMe’ – isn’t that a fundraising site? you pay money to someone doing a project and then when they don’t finish you kick yourself.
You should talk. All your promises are in Pencil.
talk to the eraser, bud.
If you roll two nickels together, do you get a dimes worth of writing out of them?
Don’t harsh my mellow, Richard. My dream is to be a Two Bit Writer. Would you back a hack with some cash? (I am trying to lower expectations.)
Mike Dika said that George Halas threw around nickels like they were manhole covers. I’m sure he would have been even more parsamonius with dimes.
Mike Dika? Is he that guy on that Wrecking Ball?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7Vh10hr48
(Last 20 seconds)
Yup. In 2003-4 people talked about his running for the Illinois Senate seat which Obama won. Dinka thinks that this was one of his worst blunders since he might have prevented Obama from becoming president.
Ditka not Dinka.
Dinka was Mayor of New York, right?
Dinkins
You people are terrible.
What do you me “you people”?, BDB.
Y’all are killing me!!!! Hilarious!!
So was Mike Dika actually the guy on the wrecking ball?
Did you see the video?
I’m sorry, I don’t have a television.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7Vh10hr48
Last 20 seconds.
“That crazy cat woman is at it again.”
Ahem, it’s Krazy Kat Lady.