At the White House today, President Donald Trump came out strongly against impaling puppies on swords. In a speech in the Rose Garden, the president said, “I condemn this barbaric practice in the strongest terms.”
But CNN’s Smarty McSmartypants criticized Trump for not using the phrase “those icky bullies,” saying this is clear evidence of his secret support. MSNBC’s I.B. Sillee reported that because Trump failed to use any words that start with the letter “q,” the speech was a policy failure. 
If only.
Thanks for trying to provide some relief.
It is my job to bring laughter into the lives of hundreds.
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I understand Mitt Romney used a dog whistle when he released the puppies in the cage on top of his car.
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Also, Barbara Bush was affronted at his use of ‘barbaric.’Barbara Boxer backed the affront.
hahaha
Very good!
I would add, “Karl Rove and Dana Perrino, two smart and savvy Washington gad flies, who both are responsible for the complete and total collapse of GW Bush popularity and lack of communications strategy , chimed in that Trump needed to take a lesson from solid Washington gad flies who have similar track records.”
Thank you hahaha!
Can I call you PoCo, Right Angles?
Yes, Dime, I like it. hahaha