Ball Diamond Ball

Iran had our hostages, Ayatollah proteges
noone seemed to mind
Four-hundred and forty-four days, a
Pre-sidency
Mahmoud Ahma’nejad said he did it for his God
Carter walked behind
Democrats in Washington have this
Te-henden-cy
But when they want to threaten the world,
They do it from Tehran
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
We were not misled
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Did just what he said!

A. Q. Khan again, working out of Pakistan,
Has something to share
Knowing all too well that where there’s a will, there’s a way
Baradei sounded pissed–Kofi said comply with this
Strongly-worded note
Or he’ll have no choice but to send ano-other one
And while the Jews are saying their prayers
We’ll stuff it down their throats!
Bang, bang, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
We were not … Continue reading →

This is how a Leader handles business. A short statement fromm Senator Pat Roberts (R-KS) Chairman, Senate Intelligence Committee:

“This is Senator Pat Roberts. In all of the furor in Washington, and the criticism about the intelligence community’s capability of detecting and stopping terrorist attacks–I have a warning. This business of continued leaks, making it possible for terrorists to understand classified information about how we are preventing their attacks on America is endangering our country, and it is endangering intelligence sources, methods, and lives.

Now I think the great majority of American people get it. Al-Qaeda is at war with the United States. Terrorists are planning attacks even as I speak. But, through a very effective and highly classified program, we have stopped these attacks. … Continue reading →

Look at this:
My Way News – Officials: Iran’s President Writes to Bush

“In the letter, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad proposes “new solutions for getting out of international problems and the current fragile situation of the world,” spokesman Gholam-Hossein Elham told a news conference.”

This took me about fifteen seconds, but I’m a little slow tonight. Here is what President Bush should tell his polar opposite:

“The next time I speak to an Iranian dictator it will be over your dead body. Trust is important and I will never trust you. If you think that you’ll get a different answer when I am no longer President, you go ahead and wait. You and the horse you rode in on. Meanwhile, your nucular [sic] program needs to stop. … Continue reading →

Please submit your witty name conflating the current mess in California with Middle-Eastern themes. I am disgusted every time I see millions of people marching in America. Next thing you know, we’ll be rending our garments and ululating over spilt milk, but only when the cameras are on.

Kick-off:

The Calistinian Authority.
Cordobistan.
Hassan Diego.
Iranaheim.
Iraquez.

And so on.

A winner will be selected by my subjective standards, unless I am shouted down by a massive reader outcry. Who says that Snivelry is dead?

AND if anybody think this is racist, ethnist, or any of the rest of that, consider who claims Everything For The Race. Hint: Race is pronounced “Raza” in that motto.

I see very real parallels between on the one hand, the Arab … Continue reading →

Today was a great day! My hourly wage TRIPLED, my Federal Taxes were SLASHED, I didn’t have to wait at the health clinic today, and when I got out of there, the bill was a LOT less than what I’m used to paying! To top it all off, my daughter’s reading level went up by a WHOLE GRADE overnight, because her class had not been held back for years by children in families who refuse to assimilate but stumble along with Spanglish instead. Can I please have EVERYDAY without illegal immigrants?

Sincerely,

The American Worker

Never mind the actual issue most Americans are considering; illegal immigration. Put that aside for a moment and look instead at something in the background of Today’s events. Real Power.

The demonstrations, scheduled for the first day of May, are a show of force by the still very healthy international Communists. Through groups like International A.N.S.W.E.R., the global Communist movement captures the energy of any center-to-left political faction and perverts it for the purposes of the Communists.

Why on earth would a protest about illegal immigration from Mexico be held on May first, when the fifth of May is so close? May fifth in Spanish is Cinco de Mayo, which is Mexican Independence Day. It would make much more sense for millions of people from Mexico to … Continue reading →

In a surprise move, the DNC has begun its attack on the First Amendment before it has finished destroying the Second. This is, of course a grave strategic mistake. Adherents of the “anti-tyranny” reading of the Second Amendment could hardly have been given a greater gift than Howard Dean’s attack on the First Amendment. Read on to gain the full “chilling effect”!

On April 20th, 2006, at the Christian Science Monitor’s Monitor Breakfast, Howard Dean said “The religious community has to decide whether they want to be tax exempt or involved in politics.” Here is part of the description of that Breakfast, from the Christian Science Monitor’s website: “The Monitor Breakfast is a simple concept: bring journalists and public officials together over bacon and eggs for an … Continue reading →