Marrying My Dog, Inc.
I’m going to legally incorporate, which creates another entity, and name that company My Dog. Since the company is me and I am a man, that’s gay marriage. The company is My Dog so it’s bestiality. My own auto-consanguinity approaches 100%, so that’s incest. A company is only legally a person, but not actually, so that’s an object fetish. With all these entities in the mix, it’s polyamory.
You perverts are pikers. You’re not even trying.
