{"id":5653,"date":"2024-02-13T12:53:20","date_gmt":"2024-02-13T12:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/?p=5653"},"modified":"2024-02-13T20:44:35","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T20:44:35","slug":"the-cat-was-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/the-cat-was-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cat was Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had some odd dreams last night.\u00a0 We had a big dog who somehow got loose from our house and promptly tangled with a giant skunk, as big as he was.\u00a0 Got sprayed, and for some reason, I&#8217;m out there in the middle of the night trying to hose the skunk funk off of the dog, and the dog just wants to come in.\u00a0 Also, so did the skunk, who started behaving himself once he saw the dog begging to come in.<\/p>\n<p>And I inherited an apartment with a cat who didn&#8217;t like me, but the cat could talk and was smart and funny.\u00a0 After a while we got along okay on an arms&#8217; length basis.\u00a0 The cat still didn&#8217;t like me, but it was okay.<\/p>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"5653\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"5653\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\"><\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had some odd dreams last night.\u00a0 We had a big dog who somehow got loose from our house and promptly tangled with a giant skunk, as big as he was.\u00a0 Got sprayed, and for some reason, I&#8217;m out there in the middle of the night trying to hose the skunk funk off of the dog, and the dog just wants to come in.\u00a0 Also, so did the skunk, who started behaving himself once he saw the dog begging to come in.<\/p>\n<p>And I inherited an apartment with a cat who didn&#8217;t like me, but the cat could talk and was smart and funny.\u00a0 After a while we got along okay on an arms&#8217; length basis.\u00a0 The cat still didn&#8217;t like me, but it was okay.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" ... <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/the-cat-was-cool\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5653"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5655,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5653\/revisions\/5655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}