Psst, don’t look behind you. There is nothing there. It is not that type of watch. It is the kind that Brent has that has “a big hand and a little hand with gloves on it” type.<\/p>\n
See, they have watches that for a sideline they tell time. My watch checks to see if my heart is beating. (Pencil, yes some of us are not made of wood with a black core.) Also when I relax and use a couch for it’s intended purpose it has the audacity to tell me to MOVE. If I don’t move there is a bar to tell me what a lazy bum I am. (I don’t need to be told.) I don’t care so much that the watch knows but I am sure it will broadcast that info across the whole Internet. So I get up.<\/p>\n
It also has a function for if I went for a run. (It must be for fires and emergencies since why else would anyone run.) It will hook up to a satellite and lie and not give the inflated amount of my workout distance. If I run 5 miles I don’t want a watch squealing on me saying it was only 3.2. Do you?<\/p>\n
I am not paranoid but I have to go for someone in a little black case is telling me to MOVE. (Vald, are you done with my new tin foil beret?)<\/p>\n
Psst, don’t look behind you. There is nothing there. It is not that type of watch. It is the kind that Brent has that has “a big hand and a little hand with gloves on it” type.<\/p>\n
See, they have watches that for a sideline they tell time. My watch checks to see if my heart is beating. (Pencil, yes some of us are not made of wood with a black core.) Also when I relax and use a couch for it’s intended purpose it has the audacity to tell me to MOVE. If I don’t move there is a bar to tell me what a lazy bum I am. (I don’t need to be told.) I don’t care so much that the watch knows but I am … Continue reading