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<\/p>\nDateline: Somewhere in the Desert<\/p>\n
Private Kenny Schnozzola is one happy soldier. In an interview with this reporter, he says, “Joining the army was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I was born with my dad’s big nose. I mean it was a real honker. But all my life, I’d identified as Rob Lowe. I confessed this to my C.O. and was able to put in for a nose job paid for by the military. Now I can live the life I was always meant to live. The life of a handsome man with a small nose. Thanks, Military!”<\/p>\n
Add Private Schnozzola to the legions of heretofore unhappy soldiers who were women trapped in a man’s body but who now, thanks to the U.S. Military, can live the lives they were always born to live. Courtesy of the American taxpayer.<\/p>\n
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And here is a photo of some of the boys I mean humans GAH I mean soldiers of Company C, happy as can be now that they feel fulfilled!<\/p>\n
This photo was taken while the rest of their outfit was out on a mission. These <\/p>\n UPDATE: I am sad to report that Private Schnozzola was shot while out on manoeuvres because he was looking at himself in a hand-held mirror instead of watching for the enemy.<\/p>\n Dateline: Somewhere in the Desert<\/p>\n Private Kenny Schnozzola is one happy soldier. In an interview with this reporter, he says, “Joining the army was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I was born with my dad’s big nose. I mean it was a real honker. But all my life, I’d identified as Rob Lowe. I confessed this to my C.O. and was able to put in for a nose job paid for by the military. Now I can live the life I was always meant to live. The life of a handsome man with a small nose. Thanks, Military!”<\/p>\n Add Private Schnozzola to the legions of heretofore unhappy soldiers who were women trapped in a man’s body but who now, thanks to the U.S. Military, can … Continue reading guys<\/del> I mean people couldn’t go out because that day they identified as women with cramps.<\/p>\n\r\n \r\n \r\n <\/i>\r\n <\/a>\r\n <\/span>\r\n<\/div>\r\n \r\n <\/i>\r\n <\/a>\r\n <\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"