{"id":3580,"date":"2017-07-07T18:19:25","date_gmt":"2017-07-07T09:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/?p=3580"},"modified":"2017-07-07T18:19:25","modified_gmt":"2017-07-07T09:19:25","slug":"assistant-crack-whores-local-151","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/assistant-crack-whores-local-151\/","title":{"rendered":"Assistant Crack Whores Local 151"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You may recall SNL&#8217;s Norm MacDonald doing a skit which announced the worst jobs of the year (which was also a thing in real news), and the previous year&#8217;s worst job &#8212; crack whore &#8212; had been bumped from its leading spot by the new year&#8217;s worst job &#8212; Assistant crack whore.<\/p>\n<p>On a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.battlecreekenquirer.com\/story\/news\/2017\/07\/06\/goats-taking-jobs-union-workers\/455237001\/\">college campus somewhere<\/a>, goats are taking groundskeepers&#8217; jobs. That&#8217;s not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part is that a union is fighting to disenfranchise the goats. That is what it has come to &#8212; the assistant crack whores of the university system are still being priced out of a job.<\/p>\n<p>By ruminants.<\/p>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"3580\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"3580\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\"><\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may recall SNL&#8217;s Norm MacDonald doing a skit which announced the worst jobs of the year (which was also a thing in real news), and the previous year&#8217;s worst job &#8212; crack whore &#8212; had been bumped from its leading spot by the new year&#8217;s worst job &#8212; Assistant crack whore.<\/p>\n<p>On a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.battlecreekenquirer.com\/story\/news\/2017\/07\/06\/goats-taking-jobs-union-workers\/455237001\/\">college campus somewhere<\/a>, goats are taking groundskeepers&#8217; jobs. That&#8217;s not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part is that a union is fighting to disenfranchise the goats. That is what it has come to &#8212; the assistant crack whores of the university system are still being priced out of a job.<\/p>\n<p>By ruminants.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"3580\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\"> <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i> <\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"3580\" ... <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/assistant-crack-whores-local-151\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3581,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3580\/revisions\/3581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}