{"id":125,"date":"2007-03-14T00:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/haakondahl.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/14\/l3ft1st-p0etry\/"},"modified":"2007-03-14T00:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T15:52:00","slug":"l3ft1st-p0etry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/l3ft1st-p0etry\/","title":{"rendered":"L3ft1st P0etry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"commentbox2 comments\" id=\"com0550\">\n<p>I Ran across this at the Poetry Barn.  Was wondering what would be a fair price.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>L3ftist Poetry,<br \/>Sorry bout the caps,<br \/>Habits you know,<br \/>Grammarscian Diagram,<br \/>of Angry breasts,<br \/>and Ulululululating volvos,<br \/>off me pig,<br \/>grunting ziopecker<br \/>I AM NOT IMPRESS<br \/>sorry bout the commas<br \/>forgot where i was and who was grading this<br \/>neocryptozionisticexpialidocious<br \/>the thr33 was like an e<br \/>i cant believe i got a c<br \/>nary shall there be a pecker<br \/>within sight or half an acre<br \/>sorry bout the rhyme<br \/>it becomes truly vhallenging to vlout all the roles at wunst<br \/>shit i broke the flout flaunt float flight<br \/>three strikes im in rule<br \/>Jawj W. Boosh dont care bou bla peopl<br \/>i declear the crudase<br \/>in my reciprocating tunnel of love<br \/>JIHAD on your creamy twinkie stuffing <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> It wasn&#8217;t framed or anything bourgeois like that.  Is a buck-twenty-five a good deal?<\/div>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"125\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"125\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\"><\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Ran across this at the Poetry Barn. Was wondering what would be a fair price.<\/p>\n<p>L3ftist Poetry,<br \/>Sorry bout the caps,<br \/>Habits you know,<br \/>Grammarscian Diagram,<br \/>of Angry breasts,<br \/>and Ulululululating volvos,<br \/>off me pig,<br \/>grunting ziopecker<br \/>I AM NOT IMPRESS<br \/>sorry bout the commas<br \/>forgot where i was and who was grading this<br \/>neocryptozionisticexpialidocious<br \/>the thr33 was like an e<br \/>i cant believe i got a c<br \/>nary shall there be a pecker<br \/>within sight or half an acre<br \/>sorry bout the rhyme<br \/>it becomes truly vhallenging to vlout all the roles at wunst<br \/>shit i broke the flout flaunt float flight<br \/>three strikes im in rule<br \/>Jawj W. Boosh dont care bou bla peopl<br \/>i declear the crudase<br \/>in my reciprocating tunnel of love<br \/>JIHAD &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/l3ft1st-p0etry\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34128,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34128"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}