{"id":106,"date":"2006-07-05T23:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T14:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/haakondahl.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/05\/no-twisters-in-tornado-alley-gore-blames-bush\/"},"modified":"2006-07-05T23:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T14:44:00","slug":"no-twisters-in-tornado-alley-gore-blames-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/no-twisters-in-tornado-alley-gore-blames-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"No Twisters in Tornado Alley&#8211;Gore Blames Bush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">&#8220;No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year<br \/>First Time Since 1950 There&#8217;s Been No Tornadoes In Region&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Failed Presidential Candidate and former Senator and Vice-President Albert V. Gore Junior (D-OZ) issued a statement condemning the Bush administration for the lack of tornadoes this year in Kansas and Nebraska.  &#8220;You can&#8217;t have KANzuzz&#8230; without tornadoes&#8230; [sigh]&#8230; and you can&#8217;t have NuhBRASkuhh&#8230; without any twisters&#8230; and&#8230; [sigh]&#8230; if *I* were president, we would have had a bumper crop of tornadoes.  Believe me, a Gore Presidency would have seen F5 tornadoes ripping the roofs off of churches and guillotining whole herds of schoolchildren with flying&#8230; duhbreee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>local6.com &#8211; Weather &#8211; No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.local6.com\/weather\/9468760\/detail.html<\/p>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"106\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"106\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\"><\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year<br \/>First Time Since 1950 There&#8217;s Been No Tornadoes In Region&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Failed Presidential Candidate and former Senator and Vice-President Albert V. Gore Junior (D-OZ) issued a statement condemning the Bush administration for the lack of tornadoes this year in Kansas and Nebraska. &#8220;You can&#8217;t have KANzuzz&#8230; without tornadoes&#8230; [sigh]&#8230; and you can&#8217;t have NuhBRASkuhh&#8230; without any twisters&#8230; and&#8230; [sigh]&#8230; if *I* were president, we would have had a bumper crop of tornadoes. Believe me, a Gore Presidency would have seen F5 tornadoes ripping the roofs off of churches and guillotining whole herds of schoolchildren with flying&#8230; duhbreee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>local6.com &#8211; Weather &#8211; No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.local6.com\/weather\/9468760\/detail.html<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"106\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\"> <i ... <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/no-twisters-in-tornado-alley-gore-blames-bush\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34128,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34128"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}