{"id":1035,"date":"2011-05-26T01:48:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T16:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/haakondahl.com\/blog\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2011-05-26T01:48:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T16:48:21","slug":"obama-nervous-breakdown-alert-elevated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/obama-nervous-breakdown-alert-elevated\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama Nervous Breakdown Alert: ELEVATED"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>The President has had an awful week-or-so.<\/h4>\n<p>He began by attempting to sandbag Israel so the Muslim middle east would let him onto the bandwagon, but he got schooled by both sides, whap-bap.<\/p>\n<p>He lost phony &#8220;Doctor&#8221; Cornel West, a normally reliable lefty racist honorary &#8220;professor&#8221; who won his seat on the bandwagon by shellacking Clarence Thomas. \u00a0It&#8217;s okay though, the media is still covering Obama on this front. \u00a0West is an unperson and will be savaged.<\/p>\n<p>David Mamet, the highly-respected playwright whose works are loved across the political spectrum has completed his conversion to the conservative side of things. \u00a0Standby for Mamet to be dismissed as a no-talent brainwashed jerk.<\/p>\n<p>The OBL bump turned out to be a tumor after all. \u00a0Pakistan has accepted Chinese guarantees of protection against&#8230; the United States. \u00a0It&#8217;s okay, the media is still not covering this either.<\/p>\n<p>Netanyahu gave a speech to Congress which received more applause and more standing ovations, and from both sides uniformly, than any since&#8230; George W. Bush under very different conditions. \u00a0Netanyahu was gracious and tried to bring the President back into the community of leaders, but the damage was done.<\/p>\n<p>His car was high-centered in a driveway while visiting the United Kingdom. \u00a0The bandwagon could have cleared that curb, no problem. \u00a0YouTube was all over this.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, he high-centered himself at a formal dinner by attempting to toast the Queen of England by raising his voice to be heard over the playing of &#8220;God Save the Queen&#8221;. \u00a0While he droned on, nobody raised a glass and nobody drank, leaving him briefly the loneliest, smallest man on the planet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>LEVEL = ELEVATED<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When the music was over and she could accept the toast, she of course did not drink (one does not drink for a toast to oneself; everybody knows this, right?), and so he also did not drink to the Queen, for a toast that he himself proposed. \u00a0If he were not excused for being a complete dolt, he would be in hot water for that terrible insult.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, though. \u00a0The media will focus on how the band and the Queen got it wrong. \u00a0Because they never do this sort of thing at Buckingham Palace.<\/p>\n<div class=\"pld-like-dislike-wrap pld-template-1\">\r\n    <div class=\"pld-like-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-like-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"1035\" data-trigger-type=\"like\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-up\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-like-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\">    <\/span>\r\n<\/div><div class=\"pld-dislike-wrap  pld-common-wrap\">\r\n    <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-login.php\" class=\"pld-dislike-trigger pld-like-dislike-trigger  \" title=\"\" data-post-id=\"1035\" data-trigger-type=\"dislike\" data-restriction=\"user\" data-already-liked=\"0\">\r\n                        <i class=\"fas fa-thumbs-down\"><\/i>\r\n                <\/a>\r\n    <span class=\"pld-dislike-count-wrap pld-count-wrap\"><\/span>\r\n<\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h4>The President has had an awful week-or-so.<\/h4>\n<p>He began by attempting to sandbag Israel so the Muslim middle east would let him onto the bandwagon, but he got schooled by both sides, whap-bap.<\/p>\n<p>He lost phony &#8220;Doctor&#8221; Cornel West, a normally reliable lefty racist honorary &#8220;professor&#8221; who won his seat on the bandwagon by shellacking Clarence Thomas. \u00a0It&#8217;s okay though, the media is still covering Obama on this front. \u00a0West is an unperson and will be savaged.<\/p>\n<p>David Mamet, the highly-respected playwright whose works are loved across the political spectrum has completed his conversion to the conservative side of things. \u00a0Standby for Mamet to be dismissed as a no-talent brainwashed jerk.<\/p>\n<p>The OBL bump turned out to be a tumor after all. \u00a0Pakistan has accepted Chinese guarantees of &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/obama-nervous-breakdown-alert-elevated\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34128,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34128"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/balldiamondball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}