How do I become a co-host on The View?

I was thinking what a fine and open-minded show that is, so where do I apply?

I hear women like Socks so I should be a shoe-in, right?

What group do you want to be part of?

How about the MAGA wing of Anti-Fa?

The Pro-Parenthood part of Planned Parenthood?

The Troll of BDB?

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15 Responses to How do I become a co-host on The View?

  1. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    How about Biz Manager at The Caf?

  2. DevereauxDevereaux says:

    ?How about Lint-el soup monster.

  3. RichardEaston says:

    The real question is how do I avoid eve hearing the View again. A decade ago, I was called to be a potential juror. In the main room, they had a TV blasting th eViee. Fortunately, there was a smaller conference room where, you could still hear it, but the volume was a lot lower. It was close to being cruel and unusual punishment.

    • 10 Cents10 Cents says:

      Richard, you said “[The View] was close to being cruel and unusual punishment.” Have you re-calibrated your GPS lately? I think it has to be off.

  4. RichardEaston says:

    Alas, the View can attack you I more than one place. It been known to make grown men start muttering, “The horror, the horror,”

  5. PencilvaniaPencilvania says:

    I cannot stand that show. It literally sucks IQ points from your brain the longer you watch it.

  6. RichardEaston says:

    It should be called the far left View. 10c you’ll fit in well with them. j/k

    • 10 Cents10 Cents says:

      It could use some Sock’s appeal if you know what I mean. Once I show up I will definitely be giving odors to the others.