Right Angles, Natural Disaster Correspondent, Reporting From Houston!

Dateline: Houston, Texas

President Trump and the First Lady arrived in Houston yesterday to survey the damage wrought by Hurricane Harvey. But the purpose of the trip was overshadowed by reactions to Melania Trump’s footwear, which is obviously of much greater import than a little water damage, thousands of lost houses and businesses, and some dead people. I mean let’s get our priorities straight here. Am I right?

On the ground at the White House, CNN’s I.M. Amoron reported: “Melania Trump just boarded the plane in stiletto heels. One has to wonder what she was thinking when she got dressed this morning. It looks to me like she was thinking only of herself as usual. It’s just more evidence of the disconnect. Which is my new favorite word. Back to you, Wolf.”

And here in Houston, as Melania Trump arrived at a press conference in jeans and sneakers, CNN’s B. Partisan reported, “And here comes the First Lady in sneakers. I mean please. Who does she think she’s fooling with that? She’s obviously slumming and giving a thumb in the eye to the common people. What’s that, Wolf? I can’t… oh, er, back to you, Wolf.”

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And MSNBC reported that the First Lady showed an incredible lack of empathy by wearing high heels, and an incredible lack of empathy by wearing sneakers.

 

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19 Responses to Right Angles, Natural Disaster Correspondent, Reporting From Houston!

  1. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    I agree they really went overboard when they talked about shoes. What fools!! We all know it is the socks that make the woman.

    Only you Right Angles would have the hard hitting guts to ask, Vogue or Elle?

  2. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    I am glad you are safe, Right Angles.

  3. billybilly says:

    Compared to the last five First Ladies, Melania has been very low-key. How can the media believe that she can be turned into a figure of hate?

  4. drlorentzdrlorentz says:

    Loved the CNN reporter interviewing a dog. You photoshopped that, didn’t you. You devil you.

  5. Trinity WatersTrinity Waters says:

    Excellento post, RA. Your sense of humor is intact, I see. I’m only here now, BTW.

  6. RightAnglesRightAngles says:

    Trinity! You’re kidding! Well I can’t say I didn’t see it coming. And Outlaw got banned after writing a scathing letter to the moderators. Is he here? Anyway thank you.

  7. 10 Cents10 Cents says:

    It was great talking to you, Right Angles. Sorry about the foul weather you have been in. (If you know what I mean.) Thanks for being our Correspondent to nether places. It seems you are in the need waders recently.

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