
You could win one of these handsome mugs.

You could win one of these handsome mugs.
RT @DanCrenshawTX And now for your deliberately misleading headline of the day... They don’t mention it is a Mexican soldier, in Mexico. Their goal is to convince you it’s an American. It’s dishonest. And it’s why the media can’t regain our trust. apple.news/AbvUuoyT2RQWoV…
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Well, subscribing to the New York Times is already quaint, so there's that. twitter.com/maggieNYT/stat…
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You needed the strength of character to indict Hillary for what YOU said were unquestionably crimes. We have seen your character. twitter.com/Comey/status/1…
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RT @SkyNews 'Boris bounce: Conservatives boosted after electing Boris Johnson as leader, polls suggest news.sky.com/story/boris-bo…
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RT @TheBabylonBee Ilhan Omar Introduces Resolution Condemning Racism, White Men, And The Jews babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-int…
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Pelosi mad at Trump for stirring up unrest on the #DemocratPlantation twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…
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RT @SebGorka America finally has an Attorney General. No wonder @Comey, @JohnBrennan, and the rest of @BarackObama’s #CrossfireHurricane accomplices are so worried. dailywire.com/news/49923/ag-…
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RT @RealCandaceO They couldn’t find a single black American child across 5 schools in Baltimore that was proficient in reading or math. @SpeakerPelosi is now calling Baltimore @RepCummings an example of Democrat championship. HAHAHAHAHA! Yep! Because Democrats love illiterate blacks. twitter.com/SpeakerPelosi/…
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How long until Denver Democrats shut it down? twitter.com/BreitbartNews/…
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RT @greggutfeld Trumps about to execute a white supremacist, while trying to free a black rapper from jail, as he pushes prison reform that directly benefits families of black men, while calling out a city where minorities are victims of crime & blight. if Trumps a racist, he sucks at it.
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Yes. Also, white men with black women would be called cultural imperial racist eco-socio something something etc... No brown sugar for you, cracker! twitter.com/SaltyBlackBroa…
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Whatever that's in reference to, please sign me up for a dozen, sir. twitter.com/DanRiehl/statu…
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@NancyPelosi, Trump is speaking up for the people you said you would represent. No wonder you're embarrassed. twitter.com/DailyCaller/st…
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Also if progressive mayors weren't restraining police, while using Antifa as brownshirts -- that would help too. When do the Antifa mayors get charged? Stand-down orders are political violence. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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That's gotta be a parody account. twitter.com/SocialiseTheUS…
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Every word of what you say is true, and Republicans don;t want to dry up the cheap labor, either. Quite a pickle we have ourselves in. #CloseTheBorderNow twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Y'all just embarassed because you haven't heard anybody advocate for the poor in Baltimore this forcefully for fifty years. #CleanItUp! twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…
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Sure it will Dan. And it will rely on source documents written in a language that nobody even speaks yet. twitter.com/DanRather/stat…
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Seems you got a wayward "for" in there. Behead the Infidels. twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…
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I debated putting Brent’s mug on this but I didn’t want to break both FAA and FDA regulations.
I’m a little surprised the mug itself didn’t break.
I kilned it with kindness, Pencil.
Woke up, smelled the coffee, saw the mug, ran screaming from the room.
Shouting it from the Hills Brothers, Pencil? You’re just zealous of my handsome mug.
The best part of waking up … is a big bowl of serial puns for breakfast.
Vald, the best part is making toast of friends.
My eyes are sore from looking at the mug on that mug and my sides hurt from reading the comments.
Well Played.
Whatta mug! I have not seen a mug like that since , well… a long time.
This mug is obviously Chock Full o Nuts.
Pencil, I am going to call you “Old Chicory” since you never use your bean.
As a direct descendant (granddaughter * 11) of President Jackson, I wouldn’t use this nickname to describe my worst enemy. As a member of a strictly establishment Republican family, he is truly sa bête noire. My pauvre cousin Andrew Jackson D*** who actually lives in Nashville as an attorney and votes politically to the right of me (!) has to suffer the ancestral ramifications of his namesake everyday.
Now tell Pencil you’re sorry.
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Mike, why is it when you pick sides you are always on the side the women?
At the risk of embarrassing our good friend here, he’s on the side that appreciates him.
He’s smart, highly educated, intuitive and the “shyness” thing plays well. :))
You got all that from an asterisk?
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MLH, you are just fishing for a compliment, aren’t you?
hook, line and sinker!
Ha! You’ve got me all figured out, Lizzy!
Liz, she started it. It is an open and shut case where Pencil is concerned.
Seriously, it would be fun to have a graphic we could use to make mug cups for this place. Zazzle.com will put them on a mug and ship it to us. I see they have a Japanese web site so BDB is covered.
I could use my mug as a home for wayward pencils.
Does anyone have experience doing this? Is there a better surface? (Don’t tell EJHill we are doing this.)
Centime, you have outdone yourself in self-promotion.
I no longer believe you live in Japan; I believe you live in Singapore and make those crazy Kung-Fu movies. Only John Woo would make this kind of move.
Dev, see Carl Douglas in marketing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0
Centime (le nom est parfait!) is far too ebullient to survive Singapore. I got into trouble there for throwing a gum wrapper on the street…
Dime really lives in Rio de Janeiro and hangs out on the beach everyday drinking caipirinhas.
Meia culpa, Liz.
You have outdone nearly everyone who would try to stun by the fun of this pun.
You made my hair come undone!
Liz, did you know “meia” was “sock” in Portuguese?
I did indeed and thought this was truly one of your finest puns.
* Today’s Miller Analogies Quiz *
10 CENTS: ‘FINEST’ PUNS :: EASTER ISLAND : (____)
A. Easter bonnets
B. bunnies
C. chocolate eggs
D. big stone heads
hint — D. is obviously wrong
Vald, Easter I’ll do what? I donut understand what this has to do with a coffee mug.
I have done Vistaprint mugs – same as zazzle I would think. They are good quality & still look great after many dishwasher washings, no fading. They list them as around $10 but with shipping it always ends up around $15, at least to the US. In Japan you’re much closer to China so you might get a break. Making the Chinese economy great again!
If you want to do it, I can design & upload. But putting your face on it will probably derail international relations.
Pencil, let’s start small and then build up from there. Anyway the mugs with my face should only be made for those willing to pay for the limited collector’s edition.
2017
1. Sarin
2. MOAB
3. BDB Mug
Well, technically Dime called me Old Chicory, so he’s not really lumping me in with Andrew Jackson. Dime steals more coffee puns than than a Pirate of the Carob Bean.
Pencil, I don’t like the way you Postum. It just goes against the grain and puts me in hot water.
This is going on oolong.
Pencil, do you have any pictures of the mugs you have done?
What color schemes do you recommend?
Vanta black on black.
Ha! Dark roast so dark it sucks you in!
H/T to Boss Mongo
https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/
Or maybe –
BDB: where the coffee drinks YOU
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BDB’s
We have no money
for a cool slogan.
BDB’s
My other mug
is a BMW.
BDB’s
Friends don’t charge
you $39.99.
BDB’s
The ☆buck’s
stops here.
I leave for a week and the whole place goes to hell.
What would we do without you?
We missed you, RA, so we went to find you. We figured you were visiting relatives.
I am missing a sock. Anyone seen a sock?
Brent, close your eyes and I will give you a sock. We will all give you a sock.
“goes”?
You think the place would have been LESS silly with you here?
(That was to Right Angles. I don’t have this posting procedure down yet.)
We look less silly when she is here.
That’s only because you are trying to impress her.
Yes, but which navy will take her? ⛓⚓
The Ray-Ban Navy, of course. ⚓️
I dunno. She sounds like she’s squared away.
Knot!!!
Square knot, for sure.
Where’s the Minky and his fist when you need ’em?